babycakesforboobear:

leedstentlovers:

unconventionalkitchenslave:

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

where you put the cucumber

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"You can ask the universe for all the signs you want, but ultimately, we see what we want to see when we’re ready to see it."
Unknown (via disagreed)

When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

thespacegoat:

bryceckrispies:

thespacegoat:

what is snoop dogg even doing with his life

uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LIONimage

no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy

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ask-the-teutonic-knights:

ask15thcenturyitaly:

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

It’s the hetaoni toilet.

Hey, Toilet, I want some beer.

ask-the-teutonic-knights:

ask15thcenturyitaly:

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

It’s the hetaoni toilet.

Hey, Toilet, I want some beer.

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

sixpenceee:

oh my god

sixpenceee:

oh my god

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

exhistur:

I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people. 

eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

athomewithlana:

pxxies:

self-respect is my respect for myself

i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up

Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks