What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
where you put the cucumber
When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.
what is snoop dogg even doing with his life
uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LION
no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy
"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people.
the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience
self-respect is my respect for myself
i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up
Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks